Funny One Liners

If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!

How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street.

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographic-ally challenged.