Funny One Liners

When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

Careful! Angry dog in the backyard! Please do not crush him.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy.

If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front.

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.