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You remind me of my Chinese friend, Ug Lee

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votes

I welcome death

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

I'm allergic to hard work

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes

If I somehow turn gay, I'll still be the pitcher

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.17 from: 6 votes

I never said you are perfect

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Eat healthy, exercise to be fit. Die anyway

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I prayed to God for a car, but prayers doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

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