Latest Funny One Liners
Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votesI was part of a band called "Lost Dog". You probably saw our poster on the streets and milk boxes.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.8 from: 5 votesTruth is like poetry, no one likes to hear it.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.17 from: 6 votesIf I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.15 from: 13 votesI would rather be violently murdered in my sleep than going out with you!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 8 votesIf you want it badly, do it yourself. Get your hands dirty!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votesIt feels strange! A hybrid emotion consisting of awkwardness and sickness, topped off with an erection
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes