Latest Funny One Liners

Makeup tip: You are not a clown nor in the circus.

Underestimating your enemy is the first sign of losing.

I'll have to live with the regret of making an offer I will not actually be extending.

No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"

I've been informed that my instructions suck

Not quite certain which is more serene and peaceful anymore. My PMSing girlfriend or the people around here.

Just another preeminent expert at massacring hopes and dreams