Latest Funny One Liners
It's not cheating till you get caught!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.78 from: 9 votesA computer bet me in chess. I kicked its ass in Kung-fu.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votesFact number 75179. You parents had sex!
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.5 from: 2 votesToo many of your birthdays can kill you
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votesBlow the horn if you like peace and quiet!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votesI proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.64 from: 28 votesThey call it PMS cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votes