Latest Funny One Liners

That moment when you have an awesome comeback but you can't say it because it would end the friendship

Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.

The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

If winning isn't everything, then you must be on the losing side.

Money doesn't buy happiness.. Unless you're Hugh Hefner.

It's not your fault. I'm just blaming you

Ugly people have nothing to lose. Don't get into a fight with them.