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Americans will spend around 6 months of their life waiting at red lights. True Story!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes

Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.

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The only difference between a snowmen and snowwomen is snowballs

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Men can multitask as well, they can read while sitting on the toilet.

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Why is "General Failure" reading my hard disk?

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Duracell Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

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Monsters aren't under your bed or in your closet. They're the people you give your heart to who don't want it but take it anyway.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votes