Latest Funny One Liners

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Orphans don't play baseball because they don't know where home is!

The difference between a hooker and a drug dealer is that a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Being dumb is almost impossible nowadays. The competition is simply too big.

Nobody whatsoever cares... till you make a mistake.

Prayers will always exist for as long as there are exams in schools.