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It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you're listening.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.45 from: 11 votesRelationships are similar to fat people. Most of them don't work out.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votesI heard the conversation of two fish in a tank. The first asked the second “How do you drive this thing?
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votesI haven't talked to my wife in two weeks. It would be rude to interrupt her.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.17 from: 6 votesI prayed for a bicycle, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 13 votesMy wife is a bitch...
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.38 from: 8 votesSpeed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes