Latest Funny One Liners

Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to drown a fish.

Father's day is by far the most confusing day in the ghetto.

Dating a single mom is like continuing someone's else saved game.

Taken is just the adult version of Finding Nemo.

Difference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"

Thanks to Instagram, I know what everybody ate today.

Studies shows that people who have more birthdays live longer.