Latest Funny One Liners
I always say "morning" instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to you.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 6 votesWhen The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votesI haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votesMy girlfriend and I were happy for twenty years. Then one day we met!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votesThe major reason for divorce is marriage!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votesA turtle without a shell is a homeless or naked turtle?
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votesThe ultimate success is the ability to know who to blame for your failures.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votes