Latest Funny One Liners
Today I made my bones by shooting my first Turkey. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.13 from: 8 votesJust read that 5,273,567 person got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.8 from: 15 votesNever get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.58 from: 12 votesI'm so much in debt, I think I should start a government.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.75 from: 8 votesA healthy relationship is a relationship based on a lie.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votesI hate that feeling when I am about to hug someone extremely sexy and my face hits the mirror.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 4 votesI usually don't have time to study, but when I do, I don't.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votes