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Today I made my bones by shooting my first Turkey. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.13 from: 8 votes

Just read that 5,273,567 person got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.86 from: 14 votes

Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.45 from: 11 votes

I'm so much in debt, I think I should start a government.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.71 from: 7 votes

A healthy relationship is a relationship based on a lie.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

I hate that feeling when I am about to hug someone extremely sexy and my face hits the mirror.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1 from: 3 votes

I usually don't have time to study, but when I do, I don't.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes