One Liners

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If you think talk is cheap, try to hire a lawyer.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

Take my advice, I never did.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

I don't have a solution, I just love the problem.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

Living the dream. Making little girls cry

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

I lost my virginity while playing online games.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

You're like the little kid at school, hiding behind everyone, shouting "Get them!"

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.2 from: 10 votes