Latest Funny One Liners
I wanna complain first... like a fat teenage girl with low self esteem and no hope
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesPlenty of cry babies in here... It's like being in the same room with 10 ex-girlfriends.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.75 from: 4 votesJustifying your actions is a sign of low self esteem
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votesKeep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesNutella is a great reason to buy bread
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 2 votesI haven't been interested in girls in the past. Seeing you in the morning can do that to a guy.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votesOn the good side, life is half over.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votes