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I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesStop hash-tagging every word in your tweets!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votesI just leaked period blood on my favorite comfy pajamas. So stop going on about world hunger and shit world
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesIf you can't recall my name, just yell 'Chicken Wings'. I'll turn around and look.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 3 votesYou can get lucky once, maybe twice. Anything more is pure skills
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votesOnce you go black... Your credit is fucked.
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Instagram is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.