Latest Funny One Liners
Money talks. Mine know only 1 word "Goodbye"
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesMy new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 1 votesThis picture is so old my liver was still pink
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 5 votesIf I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.33 from: 9 votesDon't wanna say I despise you, but if I have a cup of water and you're on fire, I'd drink it
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votesThe sex with him was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votesA man has to earn your daily bread
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.25 from: 4 votes