Latest Funny One Liners

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.

Olympic track makes you feel like you witnessed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.