One Liners

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Exercising is a great motivation to eat more fast food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.2 from: 10 votes

The ultimate reason for going to gym is to eat more junk food

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

All I want for Christmas is.... Nutella.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes

I will join the gym the day I learn how to fly. Just so I can fly higher than my friends.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.71 from: 7 votes

Why is the winner of Miss Universe always from Planet Earth?

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.73 from: 11 votes

Calm down, it is called sarcasm!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes

You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes