Latest Funny One Liners
Dear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votesDon't message me while I'm in the middle of messaging you. Now I have to change my entire text!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.25 from: 4 votesApparently someone in Texas gets stabbed every 2 minutes.... Poor guy!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votesI like to stop the microwave at 1 second left just to feel like a bomb-defuser.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 5 votesIs forcing sex on a prostitute a rape or shoplifting?
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 6 votesYou know it's a disastrous country when pizza gets to your house before the police.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votesIt's ironically funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate "Fuck you" to trees.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.7 from: 10 votes