Latest Funny One Liners

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

I want to think inside your box.

If you're still using Internet Explorer, you must like it nice and slow.

Out of all the things I've lost, i miss my memory the most.

Forgive me father for I will sin.

I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.