Funny One Liners

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"

What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player.

"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People.