Funny One Liners

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are.

The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have.

I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.