Funny One Liners

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Why don't witches wear panties? They get a better grip on their brooms!

What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view.

An ad at the zoo: 'Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'

How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees.

If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife.