Funny One Liners

Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake

Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' A Thought said and killed herself

Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells

Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously