Funny One Liners

A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

Don't feed the animals at the zoo! You should better feed the security guard!

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.