Funny One Liners

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Prayers will always exist for as long as there are exams in schools.

The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

I've been informed that my instructions suck