Funny One Liners

If I somehow turn gay, I'll still be the pitcher

The only difference between a snowmen and snowwomen is snowballs

Nobody whatsoever cares... till you make a mistake.

I want to think inside your box.

If you want it badly, do it yourself. Get your hands dirty!

I was part of a band called "Lost Dog". You probably saw our poster on the streets and milk boxes.

The only acceptable place to slap a woman is on her ass