Funny One Liners

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob

You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis

Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile

Do you know if pigs have periods?' 'Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?