A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
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You even got the floor sticky just like at the theater
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The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is the "Friend Zone"
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I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat
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Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
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