Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
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Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you. The world is round, just think that you're driving first
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According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air
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A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her, she follows you behind
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What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good
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