Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*
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Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off
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Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!
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What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
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Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of
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Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow
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What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck
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