All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

One Liners

Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

One Liners

What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

One Liners

Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

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Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 2 votes