I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
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Unlike you Al, a shotgun can go off more than once a month
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I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip
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"Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point
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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter
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