All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Hey peg, just like what I said this morning, WHAT THE HELL are you doing in here

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.25 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 12 votes

Al Bundy

What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.65 from: 17 votes

Al Bundy

I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.66 from: 44 votes