Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead
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Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"
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What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced
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What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
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My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already
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Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month
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