What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob
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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you
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Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children
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A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects, how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?
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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist
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