All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year

This One-liner joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votes

One Liners

You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votes

One Liners

When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

One Liners

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votes

One Liners

Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

One Liners

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes