All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

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Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

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A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 10 votes

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Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.7 from: 10 votes

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Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.5 from: 2 votes