What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball
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By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka - into actions.
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Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday - eight hours
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Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
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My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
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