All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votes

One Liners

By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka - into actions.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votes

One Liners

Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

One Liners

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

One Liners

One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday - eight hours

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votes

One Liners

My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 5 votes