Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions
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Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people
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Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them
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A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
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