All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions

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One Liners

Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman

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One Liners

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste

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One Liners

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts

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One Liners

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people

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One Liners

Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them

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Al Bundy

A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today

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