All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

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What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry

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Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book"

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When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."

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If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation

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An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation

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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch

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