All One Liners and Comebacks

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

One Liners

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

One Liners

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

One Liners

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

One Liners

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.71 from: 7 votes

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

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Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.79 from: 14 votes