You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them
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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
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Everything you do you're gonna regret. But if you do nothing, you will not only regret but will also suffer
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Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas
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