All One Liners and Comebacks

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Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less

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I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it

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My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely

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What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

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The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south

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There's a lot of pretty woman at spring because during other seasons you appreciate them with your brain

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