Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
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Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?
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How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was
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Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel
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