Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman
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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later
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Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming
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Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you
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Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful
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Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage
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Credit cards are VERY dangerous. Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors
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