Funny One Liners
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
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This One-liner joke is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votesWhat is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear
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This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesEvery organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWhy did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesIf Mayans could predict the future, why didn't they predict their extinction?
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