Funny One Liners

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.

It's not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife.

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill.

I'm selling a parachute - just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.