Funny One Liners

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support for a lifetime.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I am probably single....because i didn't forward those chain messages in 2008

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer.

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.