Funny One Liners

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?

What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting.

Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server.

What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)